Standing desks? Standing…desks…? I don’t get it. It’s always been so clear to me that the best thing about a desk job--maybe the only good thing about a desk job--is that you can SIT DOWN!

So…standing desks. What the what? What’s going on here? What the hell is wrong with people? HEY! SIDDOWN!

Take a load off, fer cryin’ out loud. I’m gettin’ tired just looking at ya.