Showing posts with label James Bond. Show all posts
Showing posts with label James Bond. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 22, 2025



My ongoing project of reading all of Ian Fleming’s James Bond books moves glacially along. I have just finished reading GOLDFINGER which is right in the middle of the series. The movie of GOLDFINGER has always been and remains my favorite individual entry in the franchise. The novel of GOLDFINGER does not hold nearly so high a position of regard. 

Frankly and honestly, it's kind of a loss. I'm not going to say that it's a terrible book because that's reaching too far. But it's not a good novel. The best that can be said for it is that it supplied the plot and the characters for the movie. But the movie has picked and plucked and contracted and expanded in all the right ways. I know a lot of people opine that Fleming's novels really should be adapted for the movies much more faithfully than they have been. But I don't know. Maybe that's true for some of them. But not for GOLDFINGER. Definitely not for GOLDFINGER. 

The plot of the book and the movie are essentially the same. Auric Goldfinger is plotting the big one--robbing Fort Knox--and Bond is assigned to stop him. Essentially that’s it. The rest is just details, which is where, you know, the devil lives.

The golf game is in both book and film. In the film it’s a fun, character-defining few minutes. In the book it fills maybe 10% or nearly of the book’s total page count. It’s too too clear that Fleming is simply describing a golf game. He liked golf, he probably enjoyed writing about it. Every now and then he reminds us that Goldfinger is a dangerous, mysterious man. But the golf episode is pretty much a stroke-by-stroke description of a round of golf. Yeah, okay, we got it, Ian, let’s move along.

The slow speed car “chase” across France is peppered with occasional fun incidents but, like the golf, it’s mostly just a pleasant driving episode.

Then, worst of all, for most of the book’s final third, superspy James Bond is simply Goldfinger’s secretary. And I’m not exaggerating. For a long, boring stretch, Bond takes notes at Goldfinger’s meetings, he types up those notes, he creates a schedule for the big criminal get-together, then he types up, copies, and distributes the schedule ‘cause we wouldn’t want a bad guy to not know what the day’s agenda might be.

The big finale is much deadlier, potentially, and much more vast in the book than in the movie. It’s also considerably more ridiculous and laughingly unlikely.

By the way, how does Bond, while a prisoner of Goldfinger, get word of the master plan to friendly eyes? Why he scribbles a note and hides it in an airplane toilet. He has to merely hope hope hope that someone finds it and that that someone is a nice guy who acts on the note rather than simply flushing it away. 

Here we have a book in which the author was not all that interested. So he interpolates a golf game, a driving weekend, and he’s happier. Who knows, maybe he delighted in turning James Bond into a secretarial lackey for his villain.

I do know that Ian Fleming should have kissed the feet of the folks who made the movie. It was the film of GOLDFINGER which turned a modestly successful book and movie series into an international sensation. A sensation which continues to this day (assuming Amazon actually gets something made.) And a sensation which derives from a book which is not…very…good.

Wednesday, June 14, 2023

BOND-A-THON: Reality or Good Intention?

My plan for this year--and you know how it goes with plans--anyway, my hopeful plan is to rewatch all the James Bond films in chronological order. Of course, it's now mid-June and I haven't started this, still hope springs eternal, ya know. I’ve done this once before a few years back and I think it’s time for a revisit and a reappraisal.

I’m a big Bond fan, have been since 1964 when GOLDFINGER dazzled me on the big screen, and I’ve seen all the films multiple times except for SKYFALL and SPECTRE which I’ve seen only once each. Definitely time to watch those again.

The listing below shows my own current ranking of all 25 of the 007 movies. I feel confident in the top few and the bottom few, but the 15-20 in the middle will probably see some shuffling about after I take another look. 

You will note, if you care to, that I’ve slotted the two non-canonical Bond films off to the side where they would fit into the ranking were they included. And yes, I’ll be rewatching those two as well.

I dearly love me some Bond and a series rewatch will be a genuine pleasure. With maybe a couple of dips in the journey.


BOND FILMS RANKED

1. GOLDFINGER

2. CASINO ROYALE

3. SKYFALL

4. DR. NO

5. FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE

6. LICENSE TO KILL

7. GOLDENEYE

8. THE SPY WHO LOVED ME

9. NO TIME TO DIE

10. THUNDERBALL

11. TOMORROW NEVER DIES

12. DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER

13. ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE

14. OCTOPUSSY

15. THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH

16. FOR YOUR EYES ONLY

17. THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS

18. SPECTRE

19. YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE

20. LIVE AND LET DIE

21. QUANTUM OF SOLACE

21.5.  NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN

22. A VIEW TO A KILL

23. DIE ANOTHER DAY

23.5. CASINO ROYALE

24. THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN

25. MOONRAKER

It looks to me that the breaking point in the list can be found around number 17, THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS. Movies 1-16 are all movies which I kinda love, to one degree or another. From #18 down, we find movies which range from “okay but disappointing” to “lousy”.  THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS could fall either way. I’ll let you know after I’ve watched it again.


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